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A Railroad ConflictA Railroad Conflict
Some times even nice guys can get into trouble with their superiors. I have experienced this and I would like to share this story with you to show that, even if they didnt do anything wrong, nice guys like myself can get into a heap of trouble.
Lets start this has been going on for about a year now. It all started with the bad guy his name is Alexander, who is about my age. Alexander was one of the rudest and ignorant people I have ever met. We both work at the same model railroad club and he wont mind his own god damn business. He also treats me like shit while giving respect to other members. Many times I have tried to befriend him, but it never worked out and he still treated me badly.
Many times he would ask stupid questions like why are you doing that? or why are you running that with that. A whole conversation between me and Alexander would go something like this:
Alexander: What are you doing?
Why Anime Is CensoredThere is a time when Anime is born
and that is when it begins to form
in Japan is where it starts
to make it inside peoples hearts
if successful in its home country
it gets imported for other people to see
normally it is dubbed
sometimes it is subbed
most times it is both
but is the translation good as it seems
to some they think it gleams
and other might say
they just scream, scream and scream
so the translation is lost
but it is replaced
by new material thats put in your face
theres too many puns
and jokes about buns
you wonder why they do this
the reasons are clear
Censors, Censors and more Censors
they want it to sell
and in order to sell you have to make changes
change this, change that
yes it is a sad fact
scenes are cut out
and change what the storys about
in the country that we live
are many rules that censors give
voices are changed
it seem kind of strange
and it really messes with our brains
it causes confusion
that is a disillusion
the first amendment
Funny Sayingsvery, Very, VERY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!
Here are some random sayings me & my friends thought of that we think is funny.
READ OR ELSE I SHALL DO NOTHING AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!
* I dont suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
* This would be really funny if it wasnt happening to me.
* Guns dont kill people. . . but they make it real easy.
* Born free. . . taxed to death.
* "The more people I meet, the more I like myself better."
* A bartender is just like a pharmacist. . . but only with a limited inventory.
* "I used to have a handle on life, but it broke."
* "Youre just jealous because the voices only talk to me."
* So youre a feminist. . . "Isnt that cute, honey!"
* Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer.
* Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
* "To all you virgins, thanks for nothing."
* "Im not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, You Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana'
6. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
7. Skip down the hall, Rather Than Walk!, and see how many wierd looks you get.
8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
9. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
10. Sing Along At The Opera.
11. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
12. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
13. When T
The Green Day PrayerThe Green Day Prayer.
Thank you for blessing the rock scene with this fine Punk Group known as Green Day,
And for their awesome contributions to the radio airwaves for over a decade.
And to also thank the antics of Tre Cool who has made the world a funnier and a crazier place.
And for the heavenly vocals and guitar skills of Billie Joe Armstrong.
And the awesome Bass skills of Mike Dirnt
And finally for holding the greatest show on Earth, Bullet In A Bible.
Things A Guy Will Leave Out Of Love Poems10 Things a Guy Thinks around His Crush but Will Leave out of Love Poems
My girl is kind of like a unicorn…
‘cause I have the problem of getting so socially awkward around girls
That I scare them as if I was the grudge
Or a mummy
Or a vampire (oh…wait)
This girl is cuter than a panda bear…
And Running through my head is a list of things
That I think around her but probably shouldn't
Things that I couldn’t possibly say to her face
But have no problem telling a bunch of strangers:
Why are you single?
Why are you not single?
You’re not asking her out right now
Don’t shit your pants.
I just shit my pants.
That’s a lovely pair of….
Maybe if I write her a poem,
She’ll fall in love with me.
What’s her name again?
Is she looking at me?
She’s looking at me.
Oh my God, she’s looking at me…
She’s looking at me
She’s talking to th
CLEVERBOT-HETALIA CRACKUser: Hey.
User: Hungary? Is that you?
Cleverbot: Yes yes it is me.
User: OMG! Hi! How's Austria?
Cleverbot: It's 23:3 in england.
User: What are you doing in England, Lizzie?
Cleverbot: Destroying everything with tiger, you want to join us? You either join us or die.
User: Russia...you can cut it out now :l
Cleverbot: You are funny.
User: Yesss...I are very funny, da?
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: You don't know? That sure is odd.
User: Yes, I am a hermafrodite.
Cleverbot: Good for you.
User: So, why are you destroying England, Russia?
Cleverbot: I am not destroying the earth.
User: I know, you're destroying England.
Cleverbot: No, it is in the United States of America.
User: Oooooh, you ship UsUk huh? XD.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Do you think America and England should hook up?
User: Why? You think England looks better with France?
Cleverbot: You don't know the truth.
The Sasuke Attack
Pretend you wake up. In your very comfortable bed.
With someone ON TOP of you.
Pretend it would be the great Sasuke Uchiha.
Now there are 3 possibilities, what you can do.
1] Slap him. (You, PERVERT Sasuke!)
2] Faint. (Omg, Sasuke on top of me!)
3] Other Things. (Pervy Mind> Censored)
Well guys, and when I read that, I had to write this. Enjoy!
Me: *waking up*
Sasuke: Hello Sakura-chan
Me: *looking like 'what the hell'*
Me: ... Sasuke. Do I have pink hair?
Sasuke: Of course, Sakura-darling!
Me: Do I sound like 'Sakura-darling'?
Sasuke: Yes. Why are you asking, baby?
Me: Because your eyes are closed and you're grinning like an idiot. Did you use drugs again?
Me: *mumbling* Sakura has to lock her man into a dark room, when she's away.
Sasuke get off me now.
Sasuke: ooohhhoookaaay! *fells on the floor*
Me: Stand up, Uchihaman
A Twilight PoemTwilight and suckage go hand in hand
Like a drunk and his hideous wife
I've been trapped in choir with some of its fans
And I think I've been scarred for life.
They giggled and squealed like chimpanzees
Which only made practicing harder
A part of me died with every squee
And I think that the chimps would be smarter
So I waited until the end of the year
The teacher was truly a jerk
So I told him that I'm never coming back here
It simply is not going to work.
But, alas, my escape was too good to be true
As I quickly and painfully found
For just when I thought that the torture was through
The Book Challenges came around.
I started with romance, my Kryptonite
As the genre of one lucky book
But then it occurred to me later that night
I only had one place to look.
So I went to the basement and carefully took
A book that belonged to my mom
The same that the fangirls revered with amazement
Insisting that it was the bomb.
The book that I chose was Twilight, my friend
And by some irreversible fl
My 100 Themes Challenge List1 Intro
Hate and Love - InuKag TributeKagome
Hate and Love
you get on my nerves!
You don't laugh,
you won't cry,
you hang out with pervs!
you're stubborn as hell!
just go back down the well!
you have nothing nice to say!
you always ruin my day!
you can't shoot arrows worth shit!
you always tell me to sit!
I hate everything about you!</strong>
You're a jerk!
Oh you're so cruel.
You're a two-timer!
You're a bitch!
Just kiss me you fool!
Your ears are so cute.
I like your smile.
Really, you do?
You're everything to me</strong>
I love you Inuyasha.
Chemistry PoemChemistry Abounds
A.K.A Give Jeff An A+
Chemistry its a science
Of human reliance
But The Truth Is
It makes soda pop fizz
We Use Chemistry Everyday
At Work School and Play
Chemistry Is Central It Must Persist
Without It No Other Science Exists
Physics, Biology, Geology, the Science of Matter
It Helps Figure out What Makes People Fatter
Structures and Atoms Become United
When Heated They Become Excited
Solids, Liquids and Gases
Help To Please the Masses
Acids and Bases
All Over the Places
Some Compounds Change
As Their Structures Rearrange
Results Are Astounding
Some Molecules Attach
And They Form the Perfect Match
When Molecules Split
The Atoms Are It
A Chemical action
Is an Elementary Reaction
All Elements Around
A Chemical Conversion
Is Often an Diversion
The Periodic Table of Elements
Gives Each Compound Its Relevance
Neurochemistry Studies the Brain
And The Criminally Insane
The Study of Teamwork, Business and Love
Included in th
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